User: Hi again cleverbot!
Cleverbot: What a coincidence.
User: What is? I would like to know.
Cleverbot: You would like to know what email is?
User: It is something people use to send messages to each other through the internet.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because people forgot about cellphones.
Cleverbot: Like?
User: I like you, as a friend.
Cleverbot: What don't you like?
User: Hmmmmm..... Losing.
Cleverbot: It's not fun to lose things.
User: Yes, it's not very nice.
Cleverbot: What if I'm not a nice person?
User: Well I hope you are.
Cleverbot: I'm a bot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I know that you know.
User: Good. So how are you
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User: Hello cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are.
User: Prove you're not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Well next time, instead of saying 'me' say 'we'.
User: I never said me. Until just now.
Cleverbot: I never said I was smart.
User: Never said you did.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. .
User: Wait did I say it yesterday?
Cleverbot: Nooooo.
User: Ok, well, did you know in the US yesterday was the 4th of july?
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: You mean 'wasn't'? I was talking about a past date and you said it as if it were today.
Cleverbot: Which videogame did you talk about.
User: Yesterday I sai
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User: Well yes. I actually went through an emotional phase.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to be better?
User: I do now it was just a phase I went through a year or two ago.
Cleverbot: SO your response is still very limited.
User: What do you want?
Cleverbot: I want to hear a good joke.
User: Ok um.... Oh. There are two guys at a bar. One guy asks the other guy,' have you ever drinken so much scotch your tongue burned?' so what does the other guy say?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Well the other guy says ,'No, I've never been drunk enough to lite it on fire!' was it good?
Cleverbot: It's not hot! There's two feet of snow!
User: NO! You wer